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racheldotgov:

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

monica-geller:

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

Person: Aren't you a little too old to like One Direction
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Do you think Harry is grabbing his dick for the 11 year olds to enjoy because I don't think so

graceinchrist:

JONATHAN BURKHART.

beigency:

Enough is enough || Orlando, June 12, 2016.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

katanafatale:

hoemami:

it makes me so disgusted how people in america are so quick to make fun of someones foreign accent without realizing that multilingualism is an unremarkable necessity of everyday life for the majority of the world’s population and that being monolingual and ignorant is a lot more embarrassing than any accent ever will be

DRAGGED.